stolen from *iconfullmetalman*
is it just me or do we steal alot of journals here?

1) Type your answers into urbandictionary.com
2) Post the first definition to the answer
3) Tag 3 people

1)Name?
when a man chops up a cat and has sex with it untill it's butt streches so far that it rips

oO ..........

2) Age?
The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.

i still dont drink

3) One of your friends
1.the sexiest person in the world.
2.justin will never stop luving this grl.
3.the soon-to-be mother of Justin's kids.

who's justin?


4) What should you be doing?
Busy work that teachers make you do so they look like real teachers.

got that right!!

5)Favourite Colour?
The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.

6) Birthplace?
let's just say that without the college, there wouldn't be a city. the winters are long, freezing and full of parking bans. the city cops pretend like they are nypd. they pull over everyone and anyone and treat them like they are some kind of drug dealer wanted in 20 states...i mean after all, they were going 33 in a 30. The summer brings out all the local townies and farmers, and they dress for the occasion! They all head down to the super walmart for some fun.


7)Birth Month?
The month the hottest people in the world are born.


8) Last person you talked to?!
1. french for "elf ruler" or "ruler of little people"
2. a song sang by the band "bread.

9) one of your Nicknames
a crazy cool girl whos azn.
People usually have an alter with a clay sculpture of her head on it which they worship secretly in the back of their closets.

10) my theme song?
To be at a level of extreme awesomeness.